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Jewish World Review Nov. 20, 2014 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
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• Dumb and Dumber Two starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels topped the American box office last week. They play imbeciles caught up in situations over their heads. Variety calls the movie idiotic, the L.A. Times calls it stupid, and the MIT professor who created Obamacare calls it the target demographic.
• Bill Cosby went on NPR Radio Saturday and refused to comment on all the women who accused him of drugging their drinks and having sex with them while they were passed out. What a nightmare. It's a tough week for Bill Cosby when you're in the news with Charles Manson and you're the scary one.
• Charles Manson shocked the world Tuesday by obtaining a marriage license in prison to marry a twenty-six-year-old groupie named Star. The prison chaplain will perform the wedding ceremony. Charlie's old friends in Los Angeles are thrilled and happy to see that he's finally decided to settle down.
• President Obama shunned Obamacare architect Jonathan Gruber who said American stupidity was key to getting it passed. He's disowned. The reception for him is so cold the temperature in the country would be ten degrees warmer if not for Jonathan Gruber bumping into Democrats at airports.
• President Obama's nominee for Attorney General, Loretta Lynch, was reported preparing for stiff questioning in her U.S. Senate confirmation hearings. Her nomination did raise eyebrows. Loretta Lynch is a curious choice for Attorney General, since she has no previous experience running guns into Mexico.
• Missouri's governor Jay Nixon called out the National Guard ahead of the Ferguson grand jury decision Monday night. It's easy to tell if the riots have occurred. If the racist jokes your friends send you get a lot of dislikes tomorrow morning, it means hundreds of people in Missouri have new laptops.
• Senate Democrats refused to vote for the Keystone Pipeline which they knew President Obama would veto in order to save Mary Landrieu's Senate seat. It's insane. Democrats are tired of Rush Limbaugh calling them the Democrat Party, they want to be called by their full name, the Donner Party.
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