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Jewish World Review Nov. 30, 2012 / 17 Kislev, 5773 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
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Chicago Bears receiver Brendan Marshall said some NFL players are taking Viagra to give themselves a performance edge. That's very scary. At last we know what Troy Aikman means when he says you don't want to be on the bottom of that pile after a fumble.
The NFL suspended two players for testing positive for Adderall this week, bringing Adderall suspensions to twelve. You can tell who's on the drug. They're counting the T-shirts in the stands to see if they were short-changed on their merchandise revenue check.
The Powerball Lottery jackpot reached five hundred and fifty million dollars before Wednesday's nationally televised drawing. Every ticket-holder wants to win before January. If the jackpot rolls over into next year it'll only be worth fifteen dollars after taxes.
The White House reported Tuesday its December holiday plans include a traditional Hanukkah ceremony. It's a beautiful ritual. Every year President Obama says a prayer and lights the candles on a Menorah and then Joe Biden makes a wish and blows them out.
Two and a Half Men's nineteen-year-old star Angus T. Jones flipped out Tuesday and made a video ripping the producer. He's done the show since he was nine years old and he earns eight million dollars a year. It sends a strong message to kids to stay out of school.
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