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Jewish World Review Nov 24, 2011 / 27 Mar-Cheshvan 5772 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The U.S. Border Patrol reported huge success Monday hiring Indians to track Mexican drug smugglers on foot in Arizona. It's a breeze. The Indians catch all the drug smugglers, give them a free room, and within a day they've lost the drug money at the blackjack tables.
Delta Airlines reports one of its pilots got locked inside one of the bathrooms on the plane last week. It caused a security alert when he had trouble getting out. We need to find this bathroom and make sure that the terrorists are seated in it for the entire flight.
Harry Reid said Monday he and Chris Dodd visited Ted Kennedy's grave at Arlington. He said he recited a poem while Chris Dodd poured single-malt whiskey on the grave. It is the only plot of land in Virginia that's gone up in value since Obama became president.
Newt Gingrich gained fifteen points in the Gallup Poll last month to surge into the lead over Mitt Romney in the GOP race. The choice has the GOP in total confusion. You know the Republicans need a scorecard when Newt's had three wives and Romney's the Mormon.
L.A. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa negotiated with Occupy L.A. protesters on Tuesday. He offered them ten thousand square feet of downtown office space and farmland if they will leave City Hall. If he made that offer to Exxon Mobil there would be jobs in Los Angeles.
Delaware agreed to allow a neo-Nazi group to participate in the state Adopt-a-Highway program Tuesday. Already it's causing car wrecks on the road. The front hood of every German car pops open when it passes by the sign and the driver can't see where he's going.
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