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Jewish World Review Nov 23, 2011 / 26 Mar-Cheshvan 5772 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Michael C. Hall signed to play Dexter for a seventh and eighth season on Monday. He plays a cop detective who's also a serial killer, only kills murderers who evade justice. Robert Wagner and O.J. Simpson have been invited to guest star in seasons seven and eight. Iowa farmers were reported Monday to be receiving huge offers from agribusiness corporations for farms they own. Rich soil has become the world's most valuable commodity. This explains why all the GOP candidates are competing for the endorsement of the Sultan of Des Moines. Tiger Woods fired six birdies Sunday to lead the U.S. team to victory in the President's Cup at Royal Melbourne Golf Club. His last victory was in Australia two years ago. The girlfriends in that hemisphere rotate in the opposite direction and that's good for his back. The NBA season was on the verge of cancellation Monday as NBA players and owners deadlocked. Two months are already down the drain. The ratings for ultimate fighting are up, NBA merchandise sales are down and Laker fans are being forced to riot over bank fees. New York cops arrested al-Qaeda sympathizer Jose Pimintel Monday. They caught him making pipe bombs. He's also known as Muhammad Yusef, but he uses his Hispanic name so he can come back and forth across the U.S. border without being stopped. NASA will launch the Mars Curiosity Rover on a nine-month voyage to the Red Planet this week. It's equipped with drilling bits, video cameras and chemical sensors. They're anxious to find out whether there's life on Mars and if there is, if Justin Bieber is the father.
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