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Jewish World Review Nov 21, 2011 / 24 Mar-Cheshvan 5772 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Occupy Wall Street protesters announced they will occupy the subways of New York Thursday. They think they’re going to confront the rich while they ride a subway. It’s the first proof that the staff in the kitchen tent has been putting LSD in the Lobster Thermidor.
House Republicans passed a bill Friday allowing citizens with state permits to carry concealed weapons to cross state lines with the guns. In order to stop the bill in the Senate, the Democrats will have to plead states’ rights. The betting is, they’d rather get shot.
Congress weighed raising revenue by lowering tax rates and eliminating deductions for wealthier Americans Friday. It’s very taxpayer-convenient. Under the plan you can get your tax refund check mailed to you or have it deposited directly into your gas station.
New York’s Mercantile Exchange saw oil prices top one hundred dollars a barrel this week, sending gasoline prices through the roof again. It’s dismaying. Last week during the morning rush hour, Los Angeles police pulled over a van with fifty legal Americans in it.
The DEA found a smuggling tunnel between San Diego and Tijuana Friday that had electricity and ventilation. Inside the tunnel they found eleven tons of pot. The DEA is pulling out all the stops to get Willie Nelson to perform at their annual awards banquet.
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