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Jewish World Review Nov 10, 2011 / 13 Mar-Cheshvan 5772 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Lindsay Lohan was escorted by sheriffs into Los Angeles County Jail Monday to serve thirty days for violating probation. She was released four hours later. It's a Los Angeles ordinance that the only thing shorter than a celebrity marriage is a celebrity jail sentence. The Physicists Assembly added three elements to the Periodic Chart Friday. They're named after a German astronomer, a German physicist and a German lab. On their first day up on the Periodic Chart they invaded and occupied all the neighboring elements. Brett Ratner stepped down as the Academy Awards show producer Monday after he told reporters that rehearsals are for fags. He offended the wrong minority group to make his point. If he'd said that rehearsals are for Muslims, he would have been laughed out of the room because, as everyone knows, they always rehearse on the day before the flight.
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