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Jewish World Review Nov 10, 2011 / 13 Mar-Cheshvan 5772 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Herman Cain's sex scandal may have knocked him from the race Monday. Democrats must be wistful. They're now left with looking for dirt on a frontrunner whose religion bans him from drinking tea or alcohol and if you want another woman you just marry her. President Obama was urged by Republicans Monday to cancel his trip to Honolulu, Indonesia and Australia to save the Treasury money. How would it look if the president skipped the trip to the town where he was born? The people of Jakarta would be very hurt. President Obama issued a worldwide holiday greeting to Muslims who celebrate the Hajj this month. Obama has an eighty percent approval rating in the Muslim world. They understand that he has to order one of their leaders killed a month or get impeached. Jesse Ventura vowed never to stand for the National Anthem again Saturday after he lost his suit against the TSA. His legacy is secure. Jesse Ventura will always be honored as the fellow who took American politics and raised it to the level of professional wrestling. Greece considered defaulting on its bond debt and leaving the EU Friday rather than yielding to EU bailout strings. Tourists will always flock to Athens to see remnants of a great past civilization. You can still make out the Bank of America logo on some of its ruins. The Supreme Court agreed to rule if cops have a right to place a GPS tracking device on your car without a warrant, like anyone else can with an iPhone. First Apple iTunes destroyed royalties for rock n roll groups and now their iPhone is destroying privacy. If Steve Jobs had been a Republican the Democrats would have sent the Navy SEALs after him.
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