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Jewish World Review Nov. 29, 2005 / 27 Mar-Cheshvan, 5766 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Dallas Cowboys former star Michael Irvin was arrested for
possession of drug paraphernalia on Friday. Everybody loves the
guy. He holds the team records for pass receptions, receiving
yards and most consecutive number of nights without sleep.
Bill Clinton gave a speech in Ukraine Sunday where he
pleaded with the people for patience. It's been a year since their
political revolution but real reform has been slower than
expected. He flirted shamelessly with every woman under sixty.
U.S. Border Patrol agents complained Sunday about their new
olive green uniforms because the labels all read Made in Mexico.
They worry about sabotage. It's not difficult to train lice to
hide in the pocket until they are safely over the border.
Hillary Clinton got word on Sunday that she will be
challenged from the left for the Democratic nomination for the
U.S. Senate by a former Green Party member. The guy is a professional
saxophone player. You know what a pushover she is for them.
The Washington Post reports Sunday the Pentagon wants to expand its domestic surveillance powers. Department of Defense agents want total access to FBI files. This was all laid out thirty-two years ago in Richard Nixon's I Have a Dream speech. Every weekday JewishWorldReview.com publishes what many in in the media and Washington consider "must-reading". Sign up for the daily JWR update. It's free. Just click here.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in
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