In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 22, 2005 / 20 Mar-Cheshvan, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Robert Blake was found liable for the death of his wife Friday. He testified on the stand for eight days and all it got him was a bill for thirty million dollars. For sixty years directors have tried in vain to tell him that less is more.

The Weather Channel reported wildfires in Los Angeles Saturday as desert winds caused record heat. Everyone is miserable. It was so hot that Russell Crowe came downstairs in the Beverly Wilshire Hotel and threw a bucket of ice at the concierge.

The Golf Channel announced Saturday it will produce a reality show in which cameras and microphones will record John Daly's life both on and off the golf course. He also happens to be a big baseball fan. His favorite pitcher is Bud Light.

Congressman John Murtha called for a pull-out from Iraq Thursday. The pro-war Democrat blindsided Republicans by saying it's time to bring the troops home. It's like Bobby Knight telling you it's time to get some anger management counseling.

Bob Woodward admitted Tuesday he was told a CIA agent's identity by a White House source. He's not the same hungry reporter who busted Richard Nixon. While negotiating his next book proposal he met in a garage every night with Deep Pockets.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire set an opening weekend box office record Friday. Pride and Prejudice is also a hit. This Thursday, American families will gather at dinner tables to humor the Pilgrims' belief that they had escaped England.

Philadelphia Eagles star Terrell Owens pleaded for reinstatement Friday after being suspended for insubordination. He catches everything thrown his way and he has tremendous speed. It's easier to overthrow Fidel Castro than it is Terrell Owens.

Bill Clinton urged all restaurants Friday to change their menus to healthy food. He referred to lettuce, carrots, celery and mineral water. You knew it was just a matter of time before Bill Clinton was the spokesman for the Supermodel Diet.

Congress voted itself a three-thousand-dollar pay raise Friday and postponed work on budget bills until after their two- week vacation. One question. What on earth does the Iraqi Assembly have against establishing an American-style democracy?

The Hollywood Chamber of Commerce hired painters on Saturday to touch up the Hollywood sign above Los Angeles. Business is booming. This week all the acting schools are jam-packed with turkeys studying how to pass themselves off as ostriches.

Business Week said Tuesday office Christmas parties are back in fashion this year. It's a chance for workers and bosses to get together for a few drinks. The only bad part about holiday office parties is having to look for a job the next day.

Yale banned tailgating parties before the Harvard game Saturday in an effort to cut down on campus drinking. It will never work. Albert Einstein decided to split the atom only after he gave up trying to separate college students from beer.

The Washington Times reported Thursday that President Bush is not speaking to his father. They nearly came to blows over Iraq policy. This week the Bush family may have to eat their turkey with their hands because the Secret Service won't let them have knives.

Arnold Schwarzenegger toured a steel plant in China Thursday. The plant uses California technology to handle wastewater pollution. Californians pioneered the process of converting industrial sewage into prime-time television programming.

The Mega Millions lottery was won Thursday by a group of California lab technicians who work together in an Orange County hospital. Seven people get to split three hundred and fifteen million dollars. It works just like hurricane relief contracts.

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