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Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Argus Hamilton

By Argus Hamilton

Published Oct. 20, 2021

Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report
The White House pushed booster shots and mandatory vaccines Friday as inflation soars, the border crisis rages and a supply chain logjam threatens Christmas. And we'll soon be turning back the clocks an hour. Gaining an extra hour in 2021 is like getting a bonus track on a Yoko Ono album.

California Governor Gavin Newsom signed a bill into law Tuesday that makes it illegal for toy makers to target children by specific gender. In addition, Disney caved in to woke pressure and agreed to remove a problematic kiss from one Disneyland park exhibit. Snow White will remain dead.

The UN Global Climate Conference in Glasgow will be attended by Barack Obama and John Kerry in eight days. Democrats have no problem sacrificing commerce to weather conditions. Southwest Airlines had to cancel twenty-five hundred flights last week because of Hurricane Brandon.

The New York Public Design Commission voted to remove a statue of Thomas Jefferson from the City Council Chamber. They said it was because he owned one hundred and forty three slaves. Hey, that total is nothing compared to the number of slaves owned by the inventor of the smart phone.

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President Biden and Jill appeared mask-less in a restaurant Saturday night. In D.C., you must wear a mask while walking through a restaurant, but not when you sit down. Baby Boomers who were raised during the Cold War are trained to duck under the table to avoid the virus in a restaurant.

President Biden addressed police and credited cops for upholding our democracy on January 6th. That's when rioters stormed the Capitol believing democracy had been subverted by mail-in ballots. Every day I thank Biden for having the courage to say what the rest of us are too smart to say.

President Biden faced added pressure over the supply chain crisis Friday as hundreds of cargo ships remained stalled off the U.S. ports waiting unloading. We have to get those cargo containers unloaded from the ships at Long Beach. I'm getting sick and tired of the same old Chinese masseuses.

Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot on Monday accused Chicago's Police Union of trying to incite an insurrection by refusing to require that cops be vaccinated. Forget about the street shooting rampage. Chicago is the only city in America where corona virus actually improved the mortality rate.

Senator Liz Warren charged Amazon with anti-trust, saying its domination of retail commerce and delivery service is a monopoly. One news website actually reported that the senator is on the warpath. Liz Warren got bit by a mosquito last week and just like that, there went all her Indian blood.

The Gallup Poll released Friday shows Americans now have a record low faith in the ability of government to effect both a prosperous economy and a strong foreign policy. If the United States could see what the United States was doing to the United States, the United States would invade the United States to rescue the United States from the United States. In reality, it'd be because we have oil.

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