May 27th, 2022


Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Argus Hamilton

By Argus Hamilton

Published Oct. 19, 2021

Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report
President Biden's order that all federal employees and service members be vaccinated resulted in major corporations issuing the same order to employees. The resistance is causing walkouts. Southwest Airlines is now offering free flights to all passengers who are vaccinated and can fly a plane.

House Democrats refuse to pass an infrastructure bill approved by the Senate until the Senate passed the massive Reconciliation Bill first. The bill provides virtually cradle-to-grave freebies. The CDC just warned Members of Congress not to take Ivermectin to treat Covid because it kills parasites.

The White House faced bad inflation news Friday as the price of meat, poultry, fish and eggs continued soaring. The public mood is shifting. The way we see things in Los Angeles, sixty is the new forty, seventy is the new fifty and at the supermarket, one hundred and fifty is the new eighty.

President Biden took on the supply chain crisis Friday that threatens to sink his poll numbers even further if it cancels Christmas shopping. His pollsters are worried. A toy-maker just struck a deal with Amazon to deliver a doll that's sure to be popular with kids called Joe on the Empty Shelf.

CBS News says there are five hundred thousand cargo containers stranded off shore at Long Beach aboard hundreds of ships floating in the bay waiting to dock. The delay in unloading these ships could produce an economic nightmare. The good news is, Joe Biden finally has a boat parade.

US Weekly profiled celebrities Selena Gomez, comedian Amy Schumer and Game of Thrones star Amelia Clark who opened up about their recent health scares. Famous people get sick too. One thing we know for sure is, this would be a really bad week for Monica Lewinsky to get strep throat.

Bill Clinton was hospitalized at Irvine Hospital while in Orange County Thursday with doctors saying he has a urological infection. Contact tracing is being sought for all Applebee's hostesses within a seventy-five mile radius. The hospital isn't sure if it's the Common Clap or the Chinese Clap.

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Hillary Clinton flew out to So Cal to visit Bill at Irvine Hospital Friday where he's recovering from a urological infection. But three days later Hillary had to leave Bill's bedside and rush back home to Chappaqua. Those Halloween decorations don't hang themselves, they're not Jeffrey Epstein.

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers removed Coach Jon Gruden's name from the Ring of Honor at their home stadium. The NFL dug up old private emails of Jon using racist, sexist homophobic language by PC standards. Maybe he could get a hamburger named after him at Really White Castle.

Governor Gavin Newsom signed laws governing ketchup packets, condom use and outlawing gender marketing on children's toys. There's nothing like more regulations to halt the statewide exodus. The difference between the Titanic and California is, the Titanic went down with its lights on.