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Jewish World Review Oct. 29, 2020 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
The Los Angeles Dodgers won their first World Series in thirty-two years Tuesday. How times have changed. When L.A. last won in 1988, we had a conservative Republican president, Dr. Fauci was trying to cure a deadly pandemic and anything that went wrong we would blame on the Russians.
• Beverly Hills shut down Rodeo Drive on Election Day and ordered all stores to board up their windows to fend off social unrest. Last week, a black rap star tried to run his SUV over members of a huge Trump rally in Beverly Hills. The police arrested him for being north of Olympic Boulevard.
• Nickelodeon held a presidential election where kids voted online and Joe Biden won. Kids will always vote for the candidate for U.S. president who reminds them the most of Santa Claus. The Weekly Reader held the same election for Baby Boom kids in 1960, and we elected Nikita Khruschev.
• Hunter Biden's laptop was posted by a Chinese website in which he specifically mentions Joe Biden as a recipient of the kickback money, verified by Hunter's business partner. I don't believe anything about the laptop because the sources identify themselves. I only believe anonymous sources.
• Tucker Carlson interviewed businessman Tony Bobulinski Tuesday, who verified his deal with Hunter Biden, Joe Biden and the Chinese government. The media reports the Secret Service is keeping the press away from Hunter, which is NOT true. They are keeping Hillary away from Hunter.
• President Trump worked at a frenetic pace this week both doing his job and campaigning. In one day, Trump proposed a peace deal in Armenia, he addressed three rallies in three separate cities, and swore in a Chief Justice. Not to be outdone, Joe Biden lifted three cushions and found the remote.
• President Trump reminded his Lansing, Michigan, rally Tuesday that his policy of fracking to achieve energy self-sufficiency has ended all our wars in the Middle East. Who could forget the Bush Doctrine? For thirty years, if your salad had too much oil dressing on it, it risked a U.S. invasion.
• President Trump and Joe Biden began directly answering each other's daily pronouncements at their rallies on Tuesday. Trump reminded his audience in Wisconsin that he appointed three hundred federal judges. Joe Biden said, big deal, I'll appoint three hundred Supreme Court Justices. • The L.A. Times poll has Joe Biden leading Trump in California with sixty-five percent with a huge percent of minority voters. It shows sixty-five percent of white Californians support Trump. So if Trump loses, minorities will put Trump bumper stickers on their car to keep from being pulled over. • Philadelphia broke out into deadly street rioting and looting and vandalism over the weekend after a policeman shot an armed black suspect. Retail stores say many people have returned the stolen clothing merchandise, because it didn't fit. It turns out the looters ran so hard they lost a size.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.
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