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Jewish World Review Oct. 26, 2020 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
NBC News reporter Kristen Welker moderated the debate and selected questions that played to Joe Biden's strengths, including one about climate change. At least Trump stood by the energy companies. If Biden really wants to reduce climate change, he can stop flying to speak to four people.
• President Trump's personal exchanges with Joe Biden in the debate were sharp, and pointed to their different political philosophies. However when it became Joe Biden's turn to engage in name calling, he called Trump Abraham Lincoln. Perhaps Biden doesn't quite get the idea of name-calling.
• Joe Biden did his best to appear brave and resolute in the face of the Corona Virus pandemic while offering his plan and his encouragement. At one point in the debate, Joe Biden declared that Americans don't panic. All that tells me is, Joe Biden did NOT go to the grocery store on March 14th.
• Joe Biden stayed at home in Delaware all week where he prepared for Thursday's debate. No candidate has ever taken this much time off before the presidential election. Joe Biden spends so much time down in his basement it's like he won the election, served eight years, and is now retired.
• Belmont College in Nashville hosted the second and final presidential debate Thursday night between Trump and Biden. We never get objective TV analysis afterwards. Over the weekend, CNN's legal reporter Jeffrey Toobin showed the world just how much the media is pulling for Biden.
• Petco advised pet owners their dogs and cats need to be equipped with flea and tick collars this winter to protect families quarantined at home by Covid from infestation. It ties together so neatly. After two hundred and forty-one years, we are officially the Land of the Flea and Home of the Plague.
• Barack Obama spoke onstage to parked cars in a Philadelphia parking lot Wednesday where he endorsed Biden on live TV. Barack got great reviews from the candidate afterwards. Joe said he loved his performance in Philadelphia and cried like a kid when Tom Hanks died of AIDS at the end.
• House Intel Chairman Adam Schiff declared Hunter's e-mails to be Russian interference, just as Hillary's e-mail scandal and Trump's win was Russian interference. I get why Democrats think everything that goes wrong is Russian interference. I was also raised watching Rocky and Bullwinkle. • Hunter Biden's defenders in the media tried to shoot down evidence of Biden family graft in Ukraine Wednesday. It turns out Joe Biden did not help Hunter land a job on the board of the Burisma Ukraine gas company. Hunter answered an ad that read Oligarch Looking for Crack-Head. • President Trump kept up his crazy campaign pace Tuesday, dashing off to North Carolina to perform. Signs of re-election are improving. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police just caught a dozen Hollywood celebrities trying to sneak across the border, ten days before the scheduled land run. • The FBI accused Iran's government of trying to intimidate U.S. voters by posing as the Proud Boys in e-mails. What gave them away was using the Proud Boys as cover. I live with thousands of Persians here in Beverly Hills and they will tell anybody who will listen they are Aryans, not Arabs. • Joe Biden was accused by GOP pundits of blackmailing the nation's civil order when he promised a crowd that if he's elected the rioting will stop. If anything, it's a reminder to every American to do our duty Sunday morning, two days before Election Day. Be sure and set your clocks back to 1861.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.
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