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Jewish World Review Oct. 22, 2020 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
President Trump prepared for tonight's debate by campaigning non-stop all week while Biden took the week off to study for tonight's showdown. The president's debate strategy was leaked and it's the dirtiest political trick you can imagine. Trump plans on letting Joe Biden answer the questions.
• The Debate Commission will turn off the mics to keep Trump from wielding his overbearing personality tonight. They'll also select all the questions to keep Biden from having to answer about family graft. Let's face it, the biggest problem in this presidential election is that somebody could win.
• House Democrat Adam Schiff rallied to Joe Biden's defense, blaming Hunter Biden e-mails on the Kremlin. It makes me mad. I now realize that back in 1986 I could've avoided sobriety for two more years if only I had thought of blaming all the crazy stories about me on Russian Disinformation.
• President Trump and Joe Biden will stage a debate tonight at a college in Nashville sponsored by the Presidential Debate Commission, but not all cable news pundits will be available after the debate. CNN's legal reporter Jeffrey Toobin had to go on leave Monday. He's suffering from a stroke.
• Fox News star Laura Ingraham urged Trump and Biden to lay out their plans for re-opening schools and improving them. A new report says last year only twelve percent of high school seniors could pass a basic U.S. history exam. It's the lowest percentage since our country was founded in 1922.
• Joe Biden decided to stay hunkered down this week at home in Delaware and prepare for the Thursday debate in order to remain as safe as possible. Joe even wore two facial masks when he attended Mass Sunday. I personally think all politicians should wear two masks, one for each face. • Hunter Biden's laptop Tuesday revealed damaging information about his China business ties and possible kickbacks to Joe while he was VP. It's messy. Personally I don't think that Hunter Biden is directly on the payroll of China, but he did just get his Secret Service Code name, Ka-Ching. • The FBI certified that Hunter Biden's e-mails were his and not planted by the Russians. They reveal he's quite the hustler. I'll say this for Hunter Biden, he's probably the only person who received that e-mail from the Nigerian Prince and COLLECTED the four hundred thousand dollars. • CNN's Jeffery Toobin was suspended as an election analyst by New Yorker magazine Monday and took leave from CNN for masturbating on a Zoom call. Toobin still plans to walk into the voting booth to cast his and vote on Election Day. He is just not allowed to close the curtains all the way. • The Wall Street Journal reported heavy voter participation by mail in big Democratic cities in the past weeks with long lines of voters at the drop-off boxes, along with the usual mischief. A fire in a Los Angeles ballot drop-off box is being investigated. Governor Newsom suspects climate change. • Californians in two weeks will vote on a ballot measure that ends bail for minor offenses. Last week I saw the cops arresting a guy for snorting cocaine on a street corner in Santa Monica. They'll look the other way on the cocaine but the plastic straw can get you six months in County Jail. • President Trump's campaign in California got an odd boost last weekend when pranksters put up TRUMP in huge white letters along a hillside above the San Diego Freeway. This week it got stranger. Some convict unfurled a banner from the walls of San Quentin reading Biden for Resident.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.
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