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Jewish World Review Oct. 15, 2020 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Joe Biden struck again in Toledo telling a thirty-car gathering that he is running for the U.S. Senate. Later, he couldn't remember the Republican candidate who ran against Obama for president in 2012. If nothing else, Joe Biden has ended the myth of white supremacy once and for all.
• The WHO's flip-flop on shutdowns after six months left Trump claiming his original opposition to them has been vindicated. Democrats are dumbfounded the WHO finally agreed with President Trump. Nancy Pelosi will launch a House probe into the WHO-Trump collusion tomorrow.
• The World Health Organization's Peter Navarro flip-flopped on shutdowns, admitting finally that they do far more harm to society than good. The shutdowns comprise only half of our daily humiliations. I want to get on that road that Saul went on in the Christian Bible, the road to De-Mask-Us.
• The New York Times said Trump's Operation Warp Speed is working so quickly the pandemic will be over sooner than expected. The aggravation will continue. Even when the pandemic is over, we will have to wear our masks backwards for another six months just to pull our ears back into place.
• The CDC backtracked on the effectiveness of wearing a face mask as a way to prevent Covid infection Tuesday. The plummeting death rates now indicate Covid is not going to be the end of the world. Los Angeles would never survive the Apocalypse, we can't even handle a four-way stop. • The New York Post report Rick Moranis was assaulted on a New York street by total strangers for no reason. The huge publicity could revive his show business career. The fly that landed on Mike Pence's hair during the VP debate was just signed to be on the next season of Dancing with the Stars. • President Trump turned on the charm addressing his Florida rally, saying he feels so fantastic he wants to give every woman a big wet kiss. Then he said he would give every man a kiss too. If he'll go that far it means Trump's internal polls are telling him he has a shot at California. • Nancy Pelosi melted down on CNN when asked why she won't make a deal for Covid relief. Nancy, like Diane Feinstein, Kamala, and Gavin Newsom are from San Francisco. For a city that can't collect the human feces off its streets, it wields an amazing amount of power in Washington. Los Angeles broke into street riots when the Lakers won the NBA title Monday. Fans torched buses, overturned police cars, smashed car windows, broke into stores and looted merchandise. The anarchy resulted in seventy-six arrests. Out of habit, Governor Newsom blamed it on climate change. The Commission on Presidential Debates agreed to go ahead with the scheduled third debate occurring a week from tonight at Belmont University in Nashville. The parties are working together trying to make this debate less comical onstage than the last one. They have already hung the flypaper.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.
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