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Jewish World Review Oct. 12, 2020 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
The Detroit News reported Thursday that Members of a Michigan militia were arrested by the FBI in the state capital Thursday in a plot to kidnap the Democrat governor. These guys didn't think it all the way through. The hole in the entire plan was, who'd pay to have a politician returned?
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NBC News reports a postal letter carrier was arrested by federal authorities in New Jersey last week after he was caught dumping ninety-nine mail-in ballots into a garbage can. The story gets even better. To show you how slow the U.S. Postal Service is, all ninety-nine votes were for Eisenhower.
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President Trump scoffed at the Presidential Debate Commission's offer of changing his debate with Biden to a virtual debate. Imagine the reaction in the West Wing. The moment Trump was told the commission arranged a virtual debate, I would love to have been a fly on the vice president's head.
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Mike Pence shined in a VP debate we'll always remember because a fly stole the show. Cable news accounts differ, of course. Fox News said Pence stayed cool when a fly landed on his hair and sat there for two minutes, while CNN reported that some poor fly had Mike Pence stuck to its arse.
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CNN called Mike Pence sexist and racist for confronting Kamala Harris and disagreeing with her during Wednesday's debate. These are the times we live in. If you tell any woman in California she wasn't that skinny before the quarantine your cause of death will be listed as corona virus-related.
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Nancy Pelosi announced she wants to invoke the 25th Amendment to remove President Trump from power because his mental faculties are now impaired. It's America in a nutshell. President Trump has gone four years without starting any wars so Congress wants to have him Sectioned Eight.
• Governor Gavin Newsom ruled Friday that no neighborhood in California may re-open until all neighborhoods are safe enough from the virus to re-open. This state is insane. A member of Governor Newsom's staff just tested positive for Covid and Newsom is blaming it on global warming. • The TSA Canine Adoption Program announced it is seeking dog lovers to adopt retiring drug-sniffing German Shepherds as pets. They're a big investment. Each dog costs about one hundred dollars a month in dog food, twenty dollars in flea and tick spray, and six hundred dollars in cocaine. • Mike Pence sparkled in his debate performance against Democratic vice presidential nominee Kamala Harris Wednesday night, Pence handily won the debate by mauling Kamala with facts and figures. Rioting could ensue after CNN reported Mike Pence beat a black woman and ate her lunch. • Joe Biden told Haitian 12-year-old girls in a town hall he can't wait to see them dance in four years. Remember when Kamala scolded Joe for his opposition to school busing in the 70s? Kamala told Biden she was that little girl on the bus and the next thing you know, she was Joe's running mate. • President Trump was ripped by the Left for his video in which he urged Americans not to fear Covid. Liberal response may have outdone Trump in hyperbole. Jane Fonda said that Covid-19 is G od's gift to the Left, and now even the Viet Cong are embarrassed by their past relationship with her. • Hillary Clinton was outed in declassified CIA-FBI documents okaying a secret spy operation in the 2016 election to try to frame Trump for collusion with Russia. You can't make it up. Hillary began her public career in 1974 by investigating Nixon and she ended it in 2016 by channeling Nixon.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.
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