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Jewish World Review Oct. 7, 2020 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
L.A. Mayor Eric Garcetti was asked to re-think his earlier ban on Halloween for kids this year. Why should he pass up a chance to spread more terror? The way things are going, on the night of the 31st of October, the government will have kids knocking on your door and shouting, Track or Trace!
• President Trump checked out of Walter Reed Monday and took Marine One helicopter back to the White House after posting a video to the nation. He said he feels better than he has in twenty years. Due to President Trump's recovery from Covid, the flag outside CNN will be flown at half-staff.
• President Trump jumped in a Secret Service SUV and led a parade of security cars around the hospital to wave and thank all his well-wishers roadside. The media didn't join in the mood of generosity and joy. MSNBC called it an impressive line of black vehicles, only the hearse was missing.
• President Trump stood on the Truman Balcony for a long salute to his Marine helicopter after it dropped him off Monday. The media melted down over his theatrical return. CNN reporter Jim Acosta said Trump must be feeling better because the president offered to meet with him face-to-face.
• New Jersey ex-governor and Trump advisor Chris Christie, who was also at the Rose Garden announcement ceremony for Judge Barrett's nomination, tested positive. The good news is, if Chris Christie has Covid, there might not be enough left for the rest of us. His blood type is gravy. • President Trump was criticized for ignoring safety measures all year, rarely wearing a mask and hosting no-social-distance rallies. Well, he's got a lot more stories than politicians who stayed inside for six months. Trump would've gotten the virus much earlier, but he believes in America First. • Joe Biden made the mistake of doing crowd work at an NBC Town Hall Monday. Joe looked at a group of Haitian twelve-year-old girls and said he would like to watch them dance in four years. The less Biden is interrupted, the more comedians realize we can't lose either way this election. • President Trump stood on the Truman Balcony after he arrived Monday to salute the Marine One chopper as it left. Fifty percent who saw it thought Trump's balcony pose was a solemn gesture. While the other fifty percent thought the White House put the Halloween pumpkin out early this year.
• President Trump released a video from Walter Reed Hospital Saturday thanking everybody on both sides of the political aisle for their prayers and expressions of good wishes for his recovery. It's truly been bi-partisan. That morning he got a nice card from Hillary Clinton that read Stay Positive! • President Trump felt his first Covid symptoms while returning to D.C. from a campaign rally in Minnesota. Oddly enough, the older of the two candidates keeps testing negative. Joe Biden may still have immunity from the Spanish Flu of 1918, the Plague Year of 1665 or the Black Death of 1350. • The Wall Street Journal analyzed post-debate polls on the presidential race showing Joe Biden with an eight-point lead. Nevertheless, over sixty percent of people polled think Trump's going to win. Donald Trump is so far behind in the polls it reminds me of the night he was elected president. • USA Today says that partisan anger is the highest ever measured in this year's election. The other night while I was jogging in Beverly Hills, I overheard an angry family argument raging through an open living room window. A teenager was telling his parents he's straight and Republican. • The White House had new cases of Corona Virus believed to have been spread at Amy Coney Barrett's Rose Garden nomination announcement last week. Former Governor Chris Christie was there and is hospitalized with Covid. He feels fine but his hospital bed is being treated for fatigue. • Judge Amy Coney Barrett was described by her Notre Dame Law School professor Wednesday as the smartest student he ever taught. That totally ruins her for me. During my entire life, my two favorite college football teams have been the Oklahoma Sooners and whoever is playing Notre Dame. • Senate Democrats hinted they might pack the Supreme Court and make Puerto Rico and D.C. states as soon as they can in revenge for Trump nominating a Justice this close to the election. Under the Constitution, the winner of the Electoral College gets to nominate Justices to the U.S. Supreme Court, the winner of the popular vote gets to announce the weekend sales event at Chappaqua Toyota
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.
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