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Jewish World Review Oct. 29, 2019 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
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ISIS spiritual leader al-Baghdadi was tracked down and cornered by U.S. Army Rangers inside Russian-held northern Syria on Saturday where he blew himself up as they approached him. Hey, that's show business. One day you're all over the front page, the next day you're all over the pavement.
• President Trump ordered Army Rangers to hunt down ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi who when cornered blew up himself and three of his kids. The media didn't blink. Fox News said Trump killed the world's worst terrorist and CNN reported that Trump murdered an unarmed father of three.
• Fox News reported that ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi pulled the lever on his suicide vest and blew himself up. That's one way to get out from under your student loans. Baghdadi decided to kill himself after Army Rangers cornered him inside his cave and told him Trump could get re-elected.
• House Democrats on the Intelligence Committee protested that they were not informed ahead of time of the raid on the ISIS leader and accused Trump of violating protocol. G od forbid Trump enjoy a good news day. A lower court just ordered the Trump Administration to un-kill the ISIS leader.
• Taylor Swift gave interviews to celebrate the thirteenth anniversary of the release of her self-titled debut album. She revealed a secret of how she cranks out so many hits. Taylor Swift sits down and composes her hits following one simple rule, never record a song longer than a relationship.
• NBA games last week were interrupted by pro-Hong Kong protestors angry over the league's bowing to China's repression. Hong Kong rioters are demanding support from the United States. It's a self-governing former British colony that's now wholly owned by China, and so is Hong Kong.
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