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Jewish World Review Oct. 23, 2019 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
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Hillary Clinton called Democratic candidate Tulsi Gabbard a Russian agent, prompting Tulsi Gabbard to respond by calling Hillary a crooked, war-crazy old windbag. We all know how this ends. Hillary Clinton just expressed her profound sorrow over Tulsi Gabbard's suicide at 8:30 tonight.
• Justin Trudeau remains Canada prime minister after Monday's election but his Liberal Party must form a coalition government now. The controversy isn't over. During his victory speech, Justin Trudeau blushed, and now Indians are all over him for coming to the celebration in Red Face.
• The Times of London reported Friday that government officials in the Persian Gulf kingdoms warned travelers that it is not safe to go to Lebanon due to the anti-government riots there. That's a first. How bad is it when even countries in the Middle East are saying stay out of the Middle East?
• Wisconsin lawmakers in Madison passed a bill Tuesday declaring racism to be a public health crisis. You can just imagine the racial differences there. Nevertheless, it's long been the dream of liberals in Wisconsin for the Germans and the Scandinavians to be able to fish in the same ice hole.
• NASA celebrated when two women astronauts went on a spacewalk together outside the Space Station for the first time. It was televised live so the world could watch the all-women's spacewalk. Imagine their mortification when they looked around and realized they were wearing the same outfits.
• Kellogg's pays tribute to the LGBT community by introducing a cereal called All Together this week that combines six Kellogg's cereals in one big mix. It includes Frosted Flakes, Fruit Loops and Sugar Smacks. In solidarity this morning I had a Snickers bar which self-identifies as a vegetable.
• House Oversight Committee Chairman Elijah Cummings of Baltimore died Saturday at the age of sixty-eight. He was praised as a man of his word. Elijah Cummings once vowed that Donald Trump would never be elected to a second term during his lifetime, and he certainly kept his promise.
• President Trump told Dallas Thursday what he learned from investigating Joe Biden, Hunter Biden and the son's sweetheart deals while Joe was VP. I think I know why Trump wanted to know everything about the Bidens. It's a LOT safer than knowing everything about the Clintons.
• Psychology Today advised that Americans who shun vacations, always work, and are always on their smart phones day and night are risking their long-range health. A recent medical study linked excessive brain activity to shorter life spans. No wonder Congress is full of people in their 90s.
• Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg admitted Silicon Valley's sympathies are overwhelmingly Democratic. There's a reason they like the nanny state. Half the Millennial millionaires in the United States live in California, where's it's so expensive that most of them still live with their parents.
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