In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 20, 2019

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Trump sent the vice president to Turkey to attempt to force a cease fire between the invading Turks and Kurdish fighters in Northern Syria. He did it. Mike Pence did such a great job of getting the Turks and the Kurds to stop shooting at each other, I think he's ready for Chicago.

Turkey delayed their war with the Kurds in Northern Syria for four days after U.S. intervention. Both the Turks and the Kurds were desperate to have Trump on their side. At one point you couldn't tell if the both armies were digging trenches or looking for dirt on Joe and Hunter Biden.

Joe Biden's campaign got bad news when he fell behind Liz Warren in the latest polls. He's dogged by revelations of his son's foreign business deals while he was VP. Hunter Biden will soon be publishing a memoir of his business career, it's called Things My Father Got Me.

President Trump crushed a rally in Dallas to twenty thousand Texans. He pulled off one feat with the audience that amazed me. Any guy who can call off the names of defenders of the Alamo and have Hispanics on their feet cheering has, what we call in Los Angeles, good people skills.

Canada's Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was endorsed for re-election by former U.S. president Barack Obama. The Canadian leader's has had a lot of embarrassing publicity this year. Justin ignited a storm of controversy in August when he showed up at the G-20 Summit in white-face.

Canadian Prime Minister and Liberal Party leader Justin Trudeau was endorsed by Barack Obama for re-election. His show of support raised concerns. Obama has endorsed Trudeau but still hasn't endorsed Joe Biden, who was just seen headed for WalMart to buy some shoe polish.

Barack Obama raised eyebrows by endorsing Justin Trudeau for re-election in Canada just as Democrats are claiming Trump allowed other nations to interfere in our election. It's certainly no surprise Trudeau would be endorsed by Obama. People who pretend to be black need to stick together.

President Trump caused his critics to howl Thursday by announcing the U.S. will host the next G-7 meeting at his Trump Doral Resort in Florida next July. Why not, they are just politicians. Florida is swarmed by mosquitoes at that time of year, what's seven more blood-suckers at this point?

Elizabeth Warren evaded questions after the debate whether if she'll raise middle class taxes to pay for her Medicare for All proposal. An independent auditor warned Liz's plan would confiscate so much wealth that everyone might pack up and leave the country. She might be an Indian after all.

The Miami Herald reported that drug use, STD rates and crime is on the rise in senior living centers in Florida. Last week a ninety-four year-old Florida man killed his wife in a failed murder suicide attempt. Why is it with a failed murder-suicide, it's always the suicide part that goes wrong?

New York former mayor and Bloomberg News founder Michael Bloomberg revealed Tuesday he may join the Democratic race for president. He's rich and he's blunt and he's been accused of sexual harassment. Bloomberg's campaign motto would be, Vote for the Billionaire Who Isn't Trump.

Modern Health magazine published a study comparing the success rate of various diet plans that are now being pitched in diet books, magazine articles and in TV commercials. You can feel lighter fast. I'm proud to say that since I joined Weight Watchers, I've lost thirty-five hundred dollars.

Turkish artillery was reported to have smashed open prisons housing ISIS prisoners located in northern Syria. Their reputation precedes them. Mattel just introduced a properly-covered Talking Muslim Doll but nobody knows what it says, because no one's got the nerve to pull the string.

President Trump said he may order the White House staff to take a polygraph test to uncover leakers. A polygraph test would also be great for the presidential debates. Of course Joe Biden would misunderstand and think he is taking the Poli-Grip test, and think he'd pass with flying colors.

The South China Post reported there is a restaurant in Thailand that's doing huge business by offering its patrons the chance to lie down inside a closed coffin. They say it gives you the chance to experience death awareness. You can do that or simply attend a Miami Dolphins game.

President Trump drew howls toasting the U.S.-Italy friendship when Trump stated America's connection to Italy dates back to the Roman Empire. Well, in 412 the Anglo-Saxons DID arrive in Britain to replace the departing Roman legions. And any Indian will tell you we're just alike.

The NBA season gets started this week under hyper-sensitive conditions. During an exhibition game Monday an NBA player sank a half-court shot just before the buzzer and shouted out loud, woo-hoo! The next day the NBA suspended him for making fun of China's vice-president, Woo Hoo.

Hunter Biden went on ABC and admitted he may have made a mistake joining a gas board in Ukraine, hours before Joe Biden denied his son made any mistakes joining a gas board in Ukraine. The message is clear from the Bidens. We did nothing wrong, and we will never do it again.

The Wall Street Journal forecast Baby Boomers will put a huge strain on the nation's capacity to house seniors in twenty years. Three workers at a senior living center were arrested for staging a Fight Club involving dementia sufferers. These Democratic debates get better every time.

The Democratic presidential candidates engaged in a knock-down drag-out debate in Ohio. The candidates were fed questions by anti-Trump reporters from CNN. Earlier that day, the president slapped severe sanctions on Turkey, and CNN reported that Trump canceled Thanksgiving.

The Weather Channel showed footage of Japan's main island getting clobbered by Typhoon Tagabi. It brought howling winds and torrential thunderstorms. The typhoon finally moved on to North Korea where it was eagerly welcomed, because they heard it was going to rain cats and dogs.


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