In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 2, 2019

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Edinburgh University announced it will host an event in which white people are not allowed to ask any questions, it's called The Forum. And not to be outdone, Nancy Pelosi announced she will host an event in which white people aren't allowed to ask any questions. It's called the Impeachment.

President Trump is cited by Democrats for checking on Ukraine's probe into Joe Biden's son Hunter. He was busted out of the Navy for drug use in 2014 and landed on the board of a Ukraine energy company. The only thing Hunter Biden knows about energy is that cocaine gives him lots of it.

President Trump re-tweeted a Southern Baptist preacher's warning of civil war hysteria in the country if he's taken out of office by Democrats. What end will that serve? I suppose a Civil War is possible, but nobody seriously believes it would result in either side setting the college athletes free.

House Democrats subpoenaed Rudy Giuliani's documents concerning his visit with Ukraine's president and called him to testify. They also want to shut Attorney General Barr out of the process. The Democrats want Giuliani to be disbarred and they want Barr to be de-Giulianized.

Nancy Pelosi's impeachment inquiry got underway which differs from impeachment investigation. An inquiry doesn't allow any Republican witnesses. I just hate playing Monopoly with House Democrats because they always want to just keep rolling the dice until they get what they want.

Nancy Pelosi arrived on Capitol Hill to read her announcement of the impeachment probe of Trump only to realize she'd absentmindedly left the speech on the plane. It's sad. Whenever politicians hit their ‘70s and start forgetting things, they should just check it in and run for president.

Hillary Clinton went on CBS Good Morning and stated that Trump is self-destructing because he had a guilty conscience about stealing the 2016 election. The opera just never ends with her. Would somebody PLEASE give Hillary a participation trophy so she'll think she won something?

Hillary Clinton granted TV interviews last weekend ahead of her listening tour and her rage at Trump is still evident. Once during therapy, Hillary's analyst suggested she write a letter to all the people she hates and then burn them. It was too late when she discovered that the analyst meant the letters.

Education Secretary Betsy DeVos called for grade schools to teach kids ethics as part of their curriculum. Just this Monday, a Virginia sixth grader admitted she lied when she said a group of white students pinned her to the ground and cut off her dreadlocks. It's worse, she went to Super Cuts.

Elizabeth Warren admitted she might have to overcome lingering sexism to get elected president. How sexist is this country? Cheating to get your daughter into college gets you jail time while cheating to get your son a high-paying job in Ukraine can get you nominated for president.

Adam Schiff opened by making up the dialogue of what Trump said to Ukraine's president, as if he were a mob boss, then said it was parody. Scarlett Johansson just called wanting to make love to me. Okay it was the power company threatening to cut off my electricity, but my parody is much better.

House Democrats scheduled the next impeachment inquiry into President Trump's phone call to Ukraine's president .This past week, Democrats began using the impeachment attempt for fundraising. They need the money to purchase more gadgets from Acme.

Democratic presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren began to move ahead of Joe Biden in the polls as she strives to widen her voting base. She's begun reaching out directly to Biden's African-American voters. Warren now admits she was never Cherokee, it turns out she's a Blackfoot.


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