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Jewish World Review Oct. 15, 2018 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
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• Entertainment Weekly reported the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame list of nominees Tuesday still favors Baby Boomer groups that rocked the Seventies. We're just starting to pay for all that fun. You know you're past the age of sixty when you drop something and then ask yourself if you really need it.
• CNN anchors refused to allow a panelist to describe Antifa mobs who were stopping cars and threatening white drivers in Portland as mobs. The warning is clear. If you call Antifa protestors by that name, the Mafia will sue you for defamation of character and ruining the good name of the Mob.
• The Russian News Agency reports that the nuclear plant site Chernobyl has been successfully converted into a solar energy plant thirty two years after the scary nuclear leak. They also built a Disneyland-like amusement park at the site. The difference is, the six foot mouse at Chernobyl is real
• Hillary Clinton gave an interview to CNN in which she told Democrats not to be civil to Republicans, setting both parties onto the political warpath. The next batch of presidential candidates can't wait. Elizabeth Warren will soon travel to Iowa and launch the Me Sioux Movement.
• Governor Bruce Rauner was serenaded by a mariachi band as he signed a bill making Illinois a sanctuary state for illegal aliens. I'd thought the refugees were fleeing violence and seeking a safer life. Moving to Chicago is like getting on a roller coaster with a Closed for Repair sign clearly posted.
• Toyota recalled eight hundred thousand Priuses back to the dealers Monday because the Prius has been losing a lot of power. People sneer at the little things in the age of Trump. Last week while I was jogging in Beverly Hills I got hit by a Prius, and I had to go to UCLA Hospital to get it removed.
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