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Jewish World Review Oct. 19, 2015 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
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• Glamour magazine ran a survey of readers who used dating websites and social media to meet their mates. Everyone seems happy with the survey results. Twelve percent of the respondents in the survey said they met their spouse online while eighty-eight percent met somebody else's spouse online.
• Lamar Odom opened his eyes in a Las Vegas hospital with Khloe Kardashian and family there Friday. Everyone in L.A. feels bad for the poor guy. One minute he was partying in a whorehouse and the next thing he knows, he's waking up in a hospital bed with his ex-wife staring him in the face.
• Judicial Watch obtained records Friday revealing that President Obama's golf trips to Palm Springs in February and Florida in March cost the taxpayers two million dollars. The president deserves getaway time considering the hours he puts in on the job. He works a seventy-two hole week.
• The New York Times reacted furiously to campaign filing news that Donald Trump drew three million in small donations he didn't solicit. They averaged fifty bucks. An unintended consequence of the Democratic debate Tuesday was the formation of an opposition group called Rich Lives Matter.
• The London Mail quoted doctors who say that teenagers are developing curvature of the spine, hunchbacks and bowed necks from spending so much time on smart phones. It could develop into a genetic mutation. Someday, you might once again see Americans playing shortstop and second base.
• Israeli Defense Forces reacted to the wave of violent street protesters on the West Bank Friday by bulldozing a building protesters used for cover and reducing it to rubble. Did the Israelis think this all the way through? It just gave the Palestinians another hundred thousand rocks to throw at them.
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