In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 14, 2015

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Hillary Clinton headlined the Democratic presidential candidates' debate at the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas Tuesday. The last time Hillary spoke in Las Vegas she was heckled by a beautiful Republican showgirl. Security guards took her outside where Bill Clinton wrestled her to the ground.

Southern California baked all week under triple-digit temperatures and Santa Ana winds that arrive from the Imperial Desert annually. The state is desperate for the El Nino rainstorms. It's so dry in Southern California that the big-ticket show at the Los Angeles County Fair is Disney on Dirt.

President Obama told CBS News that U.S. world leadership isn't about dominating the Mideast, it's about leading the community of nations to battle climate change. It's a short trip from hapless to insufferable. The other night, a Democrat turned off his lights to save energy and ran over a bicyclist.

President Obama's startling statement to CBS News naming global warming our nation's top security priority ignited debate. Last week, scientists estimated global warming could kill a quarter million Muslims in the Middle East. Dr. Ben Carson immediately came out in favor of de-forestation.

California congressman Kevin McCarthy dropped his candidacy for Speaker of the House. It was rumored he's having an affair with a Congresswoman from North Carolina. Californians won't vote him out for committing adultery, but he's in serious trouble for being in bed with Big Tobacco.

University of Texas students plan to protest a state law allowing students to carry handguns on campus next year by carrying sex toys instead. California banned open-carry of handguns last year. However the law exempts California hunting and shooting events, like changing lanes on the freeway.

Argentina passed a law requiring hospitals with pediatric units to hire specially trained clowns as part of post-op. As always there's a pecking order. Funny clowns bring healing laughter to kids following their surgery and the not so funny clowns are restricted to patients with abdominal stitching.

Lucille Ball's hometown of Chautauqua Lake, New York, took down the contorted-faced statue of her which they nicknamed Scary Lucy at the unveiling. It'll be replaced by a beautiful statue of her. The Scary Lucy statue was shipped to West Hollywood where it will stand as a tribute to Bruce Jenner.

Russian cruise missile flew nine hundred miles to bomb ISIS and U.S.-backed rebel positions in Syria Wednesday. The same day, Russian jets intercepted U.S. drones over Syria and diverted them from the target. The U.S. drones had to go back to their base because they didn't say, Vladimir, may I?

Hillary Clinton broke with the White House Tuesday and came out against the Trans-Pacific trade deal saying it'll cost needed U.S. jobs. While campaigning, she's seen how bad the American economy is. Last night in Beverly Hills, a woman was spotted with real breasts and a fake Gucci bag.

Meryl Streep offended civil rights groups by posing in a t-shirt inscribed I'd Rather Be a Rebel than a Slave while promoting her new movie Suffragette. The phrase was a British feminist slogan a century ago. The U.S. economy would be number one in the world if only being offended paid better.

National Football League owners met at the NFL's Park Avenue headquarters in Manhattan Monday to discuss expansion. The owners want to play games in Mexico. They've decided to skip the Los Angeles stage entirely and enjoy the same crowds without the Environmental Impact Reports.

Draft Kings fantasy football operators pulled their ads from ESPN Thursday after Draft Kings and Fan Duel employees got caught placing fantasy football bets based on insider information. What else could they do? They can't become licensed stockbrokers until they are twenty-one years old.

Bill Clinton went on Stephen Colbert's show Tuesday and conceded that Donald Trump is the most interesting. He said voters are responding to Trump's macho speeches. Of all people, Bill can't help but admire a man who buys a new wife whenever the old one gets fifty thousand miles on her.

Donald Trump added to his lead in Iowa and New Hampshire polls Thursday even if scientific polling is practically impossible nowadays. They admit they can't accurately predict who's going to win. Pollsters can't get two thousand Americans to click off the porn, answer the phone and tell us.

Hillary Clinton got the bad news that the firefighters union has withdrawn its support for her presidential candidacy. They would have come in handy. Now Hillary Clinton cannot lie to the House Benghazi Committee in two weeks because she'll be without backup if her pants are on fire.

Japanese robot maker Softbank began marketing its life-sized robot named Pepper who comes equipped with emotions. Don't fall for false sightings. A Massachusetts company posted a video of a humanoid robot walking in the woods, but it turned out to be Mitt Romney looking for his golf ball.


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