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Jewish World Review Oct. 27, 2014 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
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• White House Ebola Czar Ron Klain took office Wednesday, tasked with keeping Ebola out of the U.S. His first task is to get the Obama administration's stories straight. Last week they were claiming you have as much a chance of catching Ebola as there being a Canadian terrorist.
• Canadian Parliament Sergeant at Arms Kevin Vickers got a five minute standing ovation from the House after he killed the Islamic terrorist who tried to shoot up the Chamber. He killed the guy with one shot. It'll be years before he has to shout twice for the House to come to order.
• Canadian and U.S. officers last week surveilled Islamic converts prone to join ISIS whom profilers had refused exit passports. It's a dilemma. North America is full of young men who want to join the violent armed group with no respect for Western laws, but the IRS is not hiring.
• National Geographic urged U.S. schools to teach geography to prepare kids to compete in a diverse world. We are losing ground fast. A Rand McNally survey says only four Americans out of ten can find Iraq on a map, however ten out of ten Mexicans can find the U.S. without a map.
• The White House asked plastic card makers for bids to manufacture millions of U.S. green cards for illegal aliens the next five years. It reveals the president's next executive order on immigration. On the bright side, the Notre Dame-USC game will soon be an international event.
• Princess Irina of Romania was sentenced to prison in Oregon for staging cockfights last week. Her family had to abdicate in 1945 after they backed Hitler and she wound up with the Cascade Mountains meth crowd. It's human nature to go where you are still considered royalty.
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