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Jewish World Review Oct 25, 2011 / 27 Tishrei, 5772 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Occupy Wall Street protesters camped in a New York park celebrated one month of their demonstrations Friday. It's forcing them to rough it. Their computers were stolen by park thieves and they have been forced to cheat on their spouses the old-fashioned way. The White House loaned half a billion dollars to a car company that'll make electric cars in Finland. They're supposed to wean us off fossil fuels. They sell for ninety grand and that doesn't include the services of the midget coal shoveler who lives under the hood. Moammar Kadaffi's body was placed on the hood of a jeep and paraded through Libya Thursday. The crowds went wild. The eighteen-year-old kid who killed Kadaffi was wearing a New York Yankees cap, and already he has more hits this October than Alex Rodriguez. President Obama announced Thursday that Moammar Kadaffi was killed by U.S.-backed Libyan rebels who shot him dead on the street. Americans are getting impatient. How many more of these terrorists do we have to kill before we can just get on the plane and go?
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