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Jewish World Review Oct 13, 2011 / 15 Tishrei, 5772 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Columbus Day was marked with New York parades Monday as all government offices were closed. The financial markets were open and the Dow went up three hundred points. It is the latest proof that a government shutdown could be the solution to all our problems. The Justice Department reported Monday it will begin raiding California's medical marijuana stores. Whose side are they on? First they supply the Mexican drug cartel with automatic weapons and now they're closing down the American stores that compete with them. Iran's Revolutionary Guard hired a U.S. undercover agent to blow up two Washington D.C. embassies and kill the Saudi ambassador. It's an act of war. The reason you don't see any Iranians on the crew of the Starship Enterprise is because Star Trek is set in the future. The FBI arrested an Iranian who paid an ATF agent to kill the Saudi ambassador. He wasn't really going to kill anyone. However when the U.S. gives out money for a stupid project that will never happen you'd be an idiot not to take it and then declare bankruptcy. Hank Williams Jr. ripped ESPN after the network dropped him from Monday Night Football for comparing Obama to Hitler. The network had its reasons. Market research shows that TV viewers reach for the remote the moment anybody mentions Obama's name.
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