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Jewish World Review Oct. 22, 2010 / 14 Mar-Cheshvan, 5771 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
President Obama will worship at a Sikh temple in India in two weeks. Sikhs must wear a turban and a dagger and an iron bracelet at all times. Getting behind one of them in line at the airport is the closest thing there is on earth to eternal life. ![]()
The Chamber of Commerce ridiculed the White House claim Friday that it funnels foreign money to GOP candidates. The president made a point he didn't intend to make. We can't allow foreign money to steal our democracy, we need it to fund our debt. ![]()
Brett Favre refused comment Wednesday on the NFL probe into his conduct towards a Jets cheerleader. He preferred to talk about his recovered arm strength. Two weeks ago his arm hurt so much he could barely lift his camera phone over his abdomen. ![]()
The Mexican army burned a hundred and five tons of marijuana seized in Tijuana Wednesday. It caused a spectacular blaze. The smoke drifted into the hills above Tijuana and the next day coyotes were chasing ice cream trucks down Revolution Avenue. ![]()
President Obama's motorcade entry into Portland was tragically marred Thursday when a motorcyclist crashed into stopped traffic. He later died. President Obama could become the third guy this week fined by the NFL for a vicious hit to the helmet. ![]()
Chicago was named the most dangerous city in America Wednesday in a nationwide survey of robbery, murder and assault rates. The numbers keep piling up. At last count fifty million Chicagoans have died waiting for the Cubs to win the World Series. ![]() Paris rioted after France's government raised the retirement age from sixty to sixty-two. It's a public safety issue. The French drink wine from the time they are toddlers and by the time they're sixty they're in no shape to operate heavy machinery.
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