Jewish World Review Oct. 12, 2007 / 30 Tishrei 5768
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
Rudy Giuliani was booed by Yankees fans at Yankee Stadium Monday when he was shown on the giant video screen during the team's season-ending loss to Cleveland. Of course he was there. When a New York landmark collapses, you just can't keep him away.
The American League playoffs were played in record-high temperatures in Boston and New York and Cleveland this week. It raised one question. Does this mean that in addition to the Oscar and the Emmy, Al Gore's going to win the Cy Young Award?
John McCain told a Detroit crowd Tuesday that he would completely retool the country's unemployment system and focus on older workers. Everyone's in favor of retooling older workers. Here in Los Angeles it is known as a full face and neck lift.
The Democratic Party banned Florida and Michigan delegates from the convention next summer because they moved their primary up a month earlier than allowed. The two states have been ex-communicated. This automatically places them in Rudy's column.
Hillary Clinton dropped her idea of a five thousand dollar bond for every baby in America Tuesday. She announced a plan to give every American a thousand dollars a year in retirement funds. She would give away cars but Oprah's already endorsed Obama.
Senator Larry Craig is inducted into Idaho's Hall of Fame tomorrow. He should stop apologizing. If strangers didn't meet for anonymous sex and then disappear from each other's lives forever, many of our nation's lawmakers would never have been born.
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