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Jewish World Review Oct. 27, 2004 / 12 Mar-Cheshvan, 5765

Argus Hamilton

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important news .... | The Boston Red Sox beat the St. Louis Cardinals in the first two games of the World Series at home. The weather was bone- chillingly cold at Fenway Park. Every Red Sox fan grew up wondering what it was like to be Ted Williams and now they know.

The Atkins Diet was knocked off as the best-selling book. There's a new diet guaranteed to make you thin. The first two days you can eat anything you want, and then on the third day you are taken hostage in Lebanon and held for seven years.

Brooklyn's Children's Museum made Michael Jackson the theme of its Halloween party Sunday. It's only right. He just moved out of the Beverly Hills mansion he rented because the neighbors were beginning to figure out it wasn't a grade school.

Israel allowed Yasser Arafat to leave his compound for medical treatment. He has been confined to house arrest. After all the awful things he's said about Jewish people you would think that the Nixon Library would send a helicopter for him.

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