Clicking on banner ads enables JWR to constantly improve
Jewish World Review Oct. 22, 2004 / 7 Mar-Cheshvan, 5765

Argus Hamilton

Hamilton
JWR's Pundits
World Editorial
Cartoon Showcase

Mallard Fillmore

Michael Barone
Mona Charen
Linda Chavez
Ann Coulter
Greg Crosby
Larry Elder
Don Feder
Suzanne Fields
James Glassman
Paul Greenberg
Bob Greene
Betsy Hart
Nat Hentoff
David Horowitz
Marianne Jennings
Michael Kelly
Mort Kondracke
Ch. Krauthammer
Lawrence Kudlow
Dr. Laura
John Leo
Michelle Malkin
Jackie Mason
Chris Matthews
Michael Medved
MUGGER
Kathleen Parker
Wes Pruden
Sam Schulman
Amity Shlaes
Roger Simon
Tony Snow
Thomas Sowell
Cal Thomas
Jonathan S. Tobin
Ben Wattenberg
George Will
Bruce Williams
Walter Williams
Mort Zuckerman

Consumer Reports
And now for the
important news ....


http://www.NewsAndOpinion.com | Los Angeles got a huge wallop from El Nino storms Wednesday. Conditions were miserable. The flu vaccine had just arrived in Beverly Hills and people waited in the pouring rain to have it injected into their wrinkles to see if it would help.


The Boston Red Sox beat the New York Yankees for the American League pennant Wednesday. What a comeback. John Kerry telephoned the locker room afterwards to explain he actually voted for giving up after three games before he voted against it.


The New York Yankees lost the final game of the American League championship Wednesday. They blew a three games to nothing lead in the series. This week if a New York Yankees fan tells you it's his bridge night it could mean cards or jumping.


Barry Bonds took performance enhancing drugs, according to an audiotape confession by his personal trainer that was leaked Sunday. He insists he doesn't put any foreign substances in his body. Everything he takes was made right here in the good old USA.


John Kerry told a Pittsburgh crowd Wednesday that President Bush's wartime leadership is a joke. As he spoke, a camera caught someone yawning behind him onstage. John Kerry's problem is that he can make a cigar store Indian look like he's overacting.


John Hinckley asked a court in Washington D.C. Wednesday to let him out of the mental hospital for unsupervised five-day visits with his parents. He deserves that opportunity. The best way for the judge to protect the American people is to grant John Hinckley his release and tell him Osama bin Laden is dating Jodie Foster.

Donate to JWR

Appreciate this writer's work? Why not sign-up for JWR's daily update. It's free. Just click here.


Argus' Archives



JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements, please click here.

© 2004, Argus Hamilton