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Jewish World Review Oct. 23, 2003 / 27 Tishrei, 5764

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important news .... | Niagara Falls made the news Tuesday when an American lunatic survived leaping off the falls. He's the first ever to survive the two-hundred-foot jump without a barrel or a life jacket. Those Reform Party primaries are nothing if not exciting.

The Foreign Secretary of Mexico and his aides met with Arnold Schwarzenegger Tuesday. They demand that Mexicans be allowed to migrate to the U.S. in a legal and orderly way. The Lettuce Pickers Union has all the leverage in California this close to bikini season.

Hillary Clinton will host an Iowa Democratic dinner next month as new rumors swirl she would accept being the vice presidential running mate. She has been the VP before. Her record as virtual president includes virtual health care reform.

Howard Dean spoke in Howard County, Iowa, Wednesday, keeping a promise to speak in all ninety-nine counties. Iowans hate to see this end. When the candidates go home next year the farmers will have to go back to fertilizing the crops themselves.

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