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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 21, 2020

Rogue Report

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Psychology Today published a nationwide survey which finds that Americans are more cynical about the future than at any time in the past eighty years. Last week a reporter asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize he meant autumn, and not the collapse of civilization.

President Trump was ripped on CNN for continuing to refer to Covid-19 as the Chinese Virus. Let's all lighten up a little. The Chinese Virus, the German Measles and the Spanish Flu walk into a bar, but the bartender is not there, he's at home trying not to look racist.

President Trump addressed reporters and stood by his description of Covid as the Chinese Virus. CNN called that xenophobic. Look, I greatly respect Asian cultures, but the next person who tells me that I'm holding the chopsticks wrong can just administer the enema themselves.

ABC News in Chicago reported last weekend's gunfire violence resulted in a total of fifty-three people shot in Chicago with ten dying. Despite their poor kill-wounded ratio, the city is heading toward a record number of murders. In Chicago the corona virus has actually lowered the death rate.

Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez admitted in an interview that aired that her followers plan to push Joe Biden hard to pass Progressive measures if Biden gets elected president. You don't dare tell jokes about AOC here in Hollywood. I'm practicing Socialist distancing.

Amsterdam this week installed public open-air urinals on the city's streets. A photo that made the news showed four men casually urinating in four individual open-air sidewalk stalls outside the famed red light district. It looked like a free ad for Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson.

Modern Health magazine ran an article this summer listing seven health benefits of Rosemary Tea. In the plant form the article added that sniffing Rosemary is good for your memory. Joe Biden tried it once and Rosemary slapped him so hard that all Joe can remember is she wore Chanel.

Joe Biden opened a speech to a Hispanic crowd Tuesday by grinning and aiming his phone at the microphone and playing an erotic Spanish love song. The crowd was stunned. All his life, Biden has tried to succeed in presidential politics and now that he has, it's a shame he's not there to enjoy it.

Joe Biden spoke in Pennsylvania saying he trusts scientists to discover a vaccine for the Corona Virus and he trusts the science, but he doesn't trust Donald Trump. He's getting more competitive and hostile as the race tightens up. Yesterday Biden challenged Trump to a two-hour nap.

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Anderson Cooper moderated a CNN town hall for Joe Biden in his home town of Scranton in front of thirty-five cars in a parking lot. It wasn't exactly brutal. I watched and I was furious that two of the questions did not quite have the ten-foot arc on them as required by the rules of slow pitch.

President Trump said he expected a Covid vaccine in October while his CDC Director was telling the Senate next summer. Dr Fauci said by next fall. The day after the vaccine comes out, Portland rioters will get a much needed rest as anti-vaxxers become Public Enemy Number One.

CDC Director Robert Redfield told the Senate that he thinks wearing masks is as important as finding a vaccine to stop the virus. I don't know. My primary purpose in wearing a mask is for protection from Covid and from social stigma, and mainly from eyewitnesses with good memories.

Pennsylvania officials decided to allow mail-in ballots to be counted all the way up to two weeks after the election. Only a nationwide blowout can prevent chaos. Pennsylvania has screwed up the mail-in ballots so badly that experts are predicting our 41st president will be Al Gore.

NFL fans flooded social media Monday with complaints about the pre-game ceremonies. Last week, the Carolina Panthers fired their Spanish-language broadcaster because he posted his support for Trump. Of course, it could've been worse. He could have expressed support for the police.

Nancy Pelosi dramatically anguished over the fact that two hundred thousand Americans have died from the virus. Not to mention the number from gunfire, wildfires and hurricanes. So far, the most remarkable thing about 2020 is that nobody has died of natural causes.


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