In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 2, 2019

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Florida's governor went on Fox News Thursday to urge the residents of the Sunshine State to evacuate in an orderly manner ahead of Dorian. If anything, the residents were over-prepared for the hurricane's arrival. Thanks to Amazon most of the local retail stores were boarded up months ago.

An Air China airliner had smoke in the cabin before take-off Thursday, blamed on a computer problem on the plane. The flight had to be canceled. First they ask you to believe Epstein committed suicide, and now they want you to believe that a plane full of Asians couldn't fix a computer problem.

Bernie Sanders was victimized by a stunt gone wrong Thursday when he was hit in the face by a punching bag he'd just slugged in a gym. You have to admit Democrats are connected. Bernie Sanders gets smashed in the head, and several states away, Joe Biden forgets what he's talking about.

President Trump drew media fire after he said he'll host next year's G-7 Summit at the Trump Doral Resort in Miami. One report surfaced that Trump was once sued because the luxury cottages at the hotel are infested with bedbugs. And CNN reported they were Russian bedbugs.

Congresswoman Ilhan Omar was accused of having an affair with her political consultant by the political consultant's estranged wife in court documents. I'm not sure how Sharia law comes down on this. Ilhan swears she's not dating the consultant, insisting that she loves him like a brother.

Bernie Sanders campaigned in New England in trying to recapture his magic touch with young voters. They are nothing if not loyal to the old socialist. Millennials in Bernie Sanders shirts are proof that some kids never grow out of wanting to wear clothes with dinosaurs on them.

The United Electrical Workers Union just endorsed Bernie Sanders, which is surprising when you consider he doesn't support the death penalty. You'd think that if any union demanded that a candidate support the death penalty, it would be the United Electrical Workers Union. Work is work.

Botox Cosmetics ignited fresh consumer demand by advertising on cable news shows this past week. In Brentwood, a burglar broke into a Botox Clinic and stole thousands of dollars worth of Botox and anti-aging products. The cops can't wait to nab her and see the surprised look on her face.

Manhattan's federal court was the scene of one dozen women accusers of Jeffrey Epstein who claimed he robbed them of their innocence. That's not all. Another accuser told the court that twenty years ago she was sexually assaulted by whoever Trump nominates to succeed Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

President Trump was quoted saying he'd consider using atomic weapons on hurricanes which get too near heavily populated areas. No one ever thought of nuking hurricanes. Right now he is concerned about hurricanes that are near Iran, Central America and the House of Representatives.

Democratic Socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders introduced his own version of the Green New Deal hoping to co-opt the environmental zeal of Millennials. Bernie said he sees an America with no cars and no airplanes. We should elect him president of Gilligan's Island.

Joe Biden worked his special goofy spell on a New Hampshire crowd. Joe had the audience looking cross-eyed when he asked them to think about what it would be like if Barack Obama had been assassinated when he first ran for president. In fact it's all Hillary ever thinks about.

Business Week magazine hosted a roundtable of economists and accountants who warned that at the current rate of federal expenditures, Social Security will run out of money in fifteen years. The good news is, that's three more years than the planet has left. So don't say it's being mismanaged.


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