In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 26, 2016

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Hillary Clinton is prepared for tonight's presidential debate after expressing her exasperation last week that she's not leading Trump by fifty points. She's publicly branded him as a racist, a xenophobe and a misogynist. She's got to stop advertising for him, it's only helping him in the polls.

Angelina Jolie's decision to file for divorce against Brad Pitt on Tuesday was met with general relief by Hollywood's liberal movie industry. The couple had become insufferably self-important. The last time Angelina and Brad dropped by the White House, they offered to adopt Sasha and Malia.

President Obama's half-brother in Kenya, Malik, told reporters Friday he will vote for Donald Trump when Kenya holds a mock U.S. election in November. It had to happen. Somehow you knew that the only Obama to vote for Donald Trump would be the one who has a Kenyan birth certificate.

President Obama vowed Tuesday to bring in one hundred and ten thousand refugees this year saying the U.S. must not resist global integration. That's daunting. If global integration in the U.S. works as well as racial integration did in the U.S., there'll be no ozone left by the time the riots are over.

Charlotte residents rioted, looted and burned Tuesday after one year of race riots in Baltimore and Ferguson, New York bombings, and mass shootings in Orlando and San Bernardino. It's like we're a Third World country. ISIS Friday issued a statement asking Americans to leave something for them.

Hillary Clinton fell behind Donald Trump in the Fox News presidential poll in Ohio, Nevada, Florida, and North Carolina. It just never ends. Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson is at eight percent and Green Party presidential candidate Jill Stein is polling at two percent, tied with skim milk.

Hillary Clinton diagnosed Donald Trump as paranoid for ever doubting that President Obama was born in the U.S. We're all a little bit paranoid. The other day, I thought that someone was talking about me because my ears were burning, but then I realized was talking on a Samsung phone.

Charlotte, North Carolina, erupted in race riots over a black cop shooting and killing a black suspect. The TV cameras did show one scene of human brotherhood. They showed a black guy and a white guy and a Hispanic guy running down a street, and they were carrying a TV set together.

Donald Trump addressed a massive rally in Ohio Wednesday and he kept them entertained for over an hour. He's figured out that politics has become fully wed to pop culture. Donald Trump opened his speech by blaming Barack Obama's weak domestic policy for Brad and Angelina's divorce.

Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from Brad Pitt due to irreconcilable differences Tuesday. She will be in tremendous demand on the Hollywood dating scene. If you go out with Angelina Jolie and want to make a nice impression on her you don't bring her flowers, you bring her a Third World baby.

Angelina Jolie's divorce petition was prompted by an affair Brad Pitt was having with French actress Marion Cotillard amid reports that Jolie objected to Pitt's daily drinking and pot smoking. This mess will take forever to sort out. The custody hearing will last longer than the O.J. trial.

President Obama cited the Obama Doctrine as his legacy at the U.N. Tuesday. It says if a man wears a dress and calls himself a woman, we have to believe him and let him use the ladies room. But if he bombs New York in the name of Allah and ISIS takes credit for it, we musn't jump to conclusions.

The Florida Sentinel reports that a Florida man was killed last week after he asked his brother to shoot him in the chest with a pistol at close range to test his new bulletproof vest. Why do these stories always seem to come from Florida? If stupidity were oil, Florida would be OPEC headquarters.

Homeland Security admitted it accidentally gave U.S. citizenship to eighteen hundred immigrants who'd been targeted for deportation. It just never ends. An e-mail from ISIS just leaked that tells its jihadists in the U.S. to kneel during the National Anthem so they don't get hit by shrapnel.

The Manhattan bomber's second bomb didn't explode Sunday because street thieves found the backpack in which the bomb was encased and stole the backpack. They unknowingly disabled the explosives. The first rule of safety and security in Manhattan is, if you see something, steal something.

President Obama gave a speech to the U.N. and outlined his world vision. He spoke for fifty minutes and got no applause and no laughter from the delegates. Obama can hold his own now with Fallon, Kimmel or Chris Rock whenever the discussion turns to tough crowds they'd like to forget.

Hillary Clinton phoned Steve Harvey's radio show Tuesday and volunteered to be an emissary to white people and explain the need for police restraint. If Hillary does as good a job as emissary to white people as she did as Secretary of State, it's only a matter of time before ISIS controls La Jolla.

Hillary Clinton flew to Philadelphia Monday to give a speech to the college students at Temple University's student union. She admitted that she has some work to do to be more successful in connecting with young voters. She began by explaining that her cough is caused by dirty bong water.

Hillary Clinton spoke to college students at Temple University Monday and needed help climbing the stairs to leave after her speech. Thank goodness she didn't pass out while she was onstage. Any woman who passes out at Bill Cosby's alma mater just adds to his legal headaches.

The NFL had a rash of quarterback injuries with Dallas, Cleveland and New England losing five quarterbacks. Teams are desperate for replacements. Johnny Manziel just discovered to his delight that drinking his way out of the game is a better negotiating tactic than being a good little boy.


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