In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Sept. 12, 2016

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | NBC News interviewed professional clowns at a clown convention in Florida on Tuesday who worry about all the recent scary clown sightings in Ohio, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania. No one is able to get near them. The clowns refuse to stop scaring people till one of them gets elected president.

Britain and France began building a thirteen-foot wall at the English Channel port of Calais last week. The wall is to keep migrants from entering France from the sea or the tunnel to England. It's so outrageous, the Mexicans who can swim that far should have their pick of countries to live in.

Donald Trump in NBC's town hall on Thursday said U.S. generals have been reduced to rubble under this administration. That was risky. Before the interview, Trump was leading voters in the U.S. military by eighteen percent, but after disrespecting the generals he's now leading by sixty percent.

Hillary said no U.S. troops will be returned to Iraq or Syria to fight ISIS if she's president. She forgot there are already three hundred U.S. troops in Syria and five thousand in Iraq. Sometimes it seems like the only lesson we learned from the World Trade Center attack is to show up late for work.

Apple hosted an event in San Francisco to unveil the Apple iPhone which CEO Tim Johnson says would have made the company's late founder Steve Jobs proud. The swaggering Jobs built the number-one company in the world. Everybody wanted to work for Steve Jobs except his pancreas.

NBC held a press event Thursday to celebrate the fiftieth anniversary of NBC's TV classic Star Trek. Diverse for its time, the cast included whites, a black girl, a Japanese guy and a Vulcan. However there were no North Koreans on the Starship Enterprise because Star Trek's set in the future.

Jet Blue arrived in Cuba Tuesday, resuming airline flights between the U.S. and Cuba. This is war. After fifty years of failed U.S. embargoes, naval encirclement, assassination plots and economic sabotage, the U.S. is about to unleash its most lethal weapon on Cuba, the American tourist.

Syria's Ministry of Tourism released a video Friday that promotes Syria as a vacation heaven showing tranquil beaches packed with sunbathers and beach umbrellas. The vacationers barely notice all the gunfire and carnage. A day later, Chicago accused Syria of stealing their vacation video.

Hillary Clinton claimed amnesia forty times in her FBI interview about e-mails while Trump admitted he donated to Florida's attorney general to protect Trump University from fraud suits. Comedians all agree. No matter who wins, it will be fun having Nixon back in the White House again.

Cal State University gave in to demands by its Black Student Union and will provide separate dorms for black students. It drew no criticism from President Obama. That's what the presidency does to you, he came in as Martin Luther King and eight years later he will go out as George Wallace.

Southern California firefighters were called in for airplane water drops Tuesday when the hills east of L.A. erupted in a brushfire that caused six hundred families to evacuate their homes. It's those Democratic fundraisers. L.A. fire marshals have traced the cause of the fires to Hillary Clinton's pants.

The FBI report on Hillary's interview said Hillary used thirteen smart phones as Secretary of State. She said one's lost in the mail, two were smashed by hammers and the other eleven can't be found. If El Chapo had Hillary's staff covering his tracks he'd be president of the United States today.

U.S. government scientists and Florida officials confirmed that Zika-infected mosquitoes have been discovered in Miami Beach this past weekend. It's really so sad. If mosquitoes only sucked fat out of you instead of blood, we'd be holding a ticker tape parade welcoming them to the United States.


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