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Jewish World Review Sept. 16, 2015 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
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• Al-Qaeda called for lone gunmen to assassinate America's most successful billionaires, naming Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Michael Bloomberg and the Koch brothers. They made a big mistake. If Donald Trump is elected president he will blow Al-Qaeda to smithereens just for leaving him off the list.
• A New York tourist entered a Muslim bookstore in Queens Thursday and asked the owner if he had Donald Trump's book on the problems caused by Muslim immigration. The owner told him to get out and never come back. The customer said yes, that's the one, and asked if he had it in paperback.
• New England Patriots star Tom Brady gave an interview to a Boston radio station Wednesday in which he was asked to clarify his personal friendship with Donald Trump. The quarterback said he won't say who he supports for president but he loves Donald Trump. He loves anything that releases air.
• Hillary Clinton's doctor reported that Hillary is healthy and fit to be president of the U.S. Two years ago, she suffered a brain clot when she fell and hit her head on Bill's desk at home. It's made out of oak from an eighteenth-century British warship which once saw action against the French maid.
• Secretary of State John Kerry called the Kremlin Thursday to protest Russia's building military bases in Syria. Last year he failed to keep the Russians out of Ukraine and this year he negotiated the Iran nuclear deal. The day Secretary of State John Kerry solves a foreign crisis, it'll be one in a row.
• House Republicans plan to cite President Obama for not following the Corker Bill and keeping Congress informed on Iran nuclear negotiation details before the U.S. could lift sanctions. It appears the president broke the law. So much for First Tee's claim that golf teaches you to play life by the rules.
• Secretary of State John Kerry warned Russia's government Friday to back off from its military build-up in Syria including troops, naval bases and barracks. There's a lot of lingering suspicions. Last year, the Russians agreed to join America in the war with ISIS but they didn't say on which side.
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