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Jewish World Review Sept. 19, 2013 / 15 Tishrei, 5774 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
• Kim Kardashian dumped her family's longtime Beverly Hills publicist Monday so she could have her own separate publicist. Let's face it, the girl's never been shy. Last week a paparazzi photographer in Los Angeles won a restraining order against Kim Kardashian.
• Grand Theft Auto V was slammed by critics for speed, violence, and treating women badly. It's worth it. It's fun to remind the Russians that our drone operators are trained from childhood to track down chemical weapons sites, obliterate them and win free games.
• President Obama said his stimulus program ignited economic recovery Monday. Not everyone agrees. A McDonald's in Tulsa offers customers the Obama Special--you can order everything you want on the menu, and the next three people in line have to pay for it.
• The Washington Post ripped President Obama for his perforamce in the Syrian crisis last week. Nothing's breaking right for him. If Democrats had been right about the ozone, Vladimir Putin's chest x-ray would look like a satellite photo of the Fukushima power plant.
• Tropical Storm Manuel drenched Mexico's west coast Monday and Hurricane Ingrid hit Mexico's east coast . Disaster looms This is a country whose cash reserves depend on the U.S. mail coming south getting through, and the cocaine going north not getting wet.
• The National Dairy Council warned that milk prices may hit six dollars a gallon this fall. There's so much demand for milk and so little Midwest land for cows. If you have two cows in California, the EPA won't allow you to kill them or milk them, and if you have two cows in China the government fines you for having two unlicensed animals in an apartment.
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