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Jewish World Review Sept. 22, 2011 / 23 Elul, 5771 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Chicago Tribune ran an editorial calling for President Obama to step aside and not run for re-election, and let Hillary Clinton run. Both parties want her. Republicans miss the days when you could call the president a communist and not really mean it. The U.N. General Assembly convened Wednesday with world leaders arriving in New York to attend the opening sessions. It's a mad scramble. The latest peace proposal has statehood going to the Palestinians with Texas and Oklahoma going to the Pac Twelve. New York cheered the replica seventeenth-century ship Half Moon as it sailed up the Hudson on the four hundredth anniversary of Henry Hudson's voyage. He was looking for a waterway to India. England was trying to reach tech support after the abacus froze up. President Obama's speech calling for tax hikes Monday sank the stock market two hundred points. His speech to Congress sank the Dow two hundred points. He could save the Pentagon lots of money if he'd start giving speeches about reforming the Chinese Navy. The UAW reached a deal with GM Monday giving autoworkers a five thousand dollar signing bonus. Robots are being made in Utah that could someday perform the work of the auto workers. All the Democrats face being replaced by Mormons for efficiency's sake.
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