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Jewish World Review Sept. 20, 2011 / 21 Elul, 5771 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Rick Perry visited the Fashion Week runway show at Trump Tower Wednesday. The Donald took Perry into the dressing room to meet the supermodels. Trump once did this for Bill Clinton but they had to place horse blinders on him and lead him in backwards.
President Obama told a North Carolina crowd Wednesday if they love him they must help him pass his jobs bill. The president's emotion was real. Obama is determined to help the unemployed because it looks increasingly likely that in a year he'll be one of them.
Virgin Atlantic announced it will allow customers to download video and audio files via Wi-Fi during flights. The airline is doing well in its tenth year. Virgin Airlines filed for bankruptcy its first year because nobody wanted to fly on a plane that didn't go all the way.
James Carville tried to rally Democrats Friday by comparing their current situation to the defenders at Stalingrad. It's the city where the communists dug in and stopped the Nazi horde. Thank goodness everyone agreed to tone down the rhetoric before it got ugly.
Democrats in Washington whispered Friday that the party would be better off if Obama didn't run for re-election. They said he might be persuaded to become head of the World Bank or the International Monetary Fund. Republicans believe he should be made Secretary General of the U.N. and let the world's governing body figure out where he's from.
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