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Jewish World Review Sept. 8, 2011 / 9 Elul, 5771 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama will speak before Congress tonight just like it's a State of the Union address. A cabinet member is kept out of the building in case of a catastrophe. That's so he can be cloned to rebuild the Obama Administration and take us the rest of the way down.
Parliament convened in London Monday and debated the proposed private takeover of Britain's public health care hospitals by a German conglomerate. That brings back bad memories. Queen Elizabeth just volunteered to drive a truck for the duration of the war.
Congress held hearings Monday on the insolvency of the U.S. Postal Service that now faces a nine billion dollar shortfall. They've tried everything they can think of to bring the business back they've lost to e-mail. They've tried forty cent stamps, they've tired forty-two cent stamps and they've tried forty-four cent stamps, and still no one will mail a letter.
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