Jewish World Review Sept. 1, 2011 / 2 Elul, 5771
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Philadelphia Eagles gave Michael Vick a hundred-million-dollar deal Monday. He is off-the-charts talented. In the new Madden video game, Michael Vick rates ninety-five percent as a passer, ninety percent in speed and ninety-nine percent in obedience training.
The Pentagon confirmed last week it killed al-Qaeda's new leader in a drone missile attack in western Pakistan. In the last three years, three leaders and their replacement leaders have been killed by the U.S. military. Who says President Obama isn't creating jobs?
Moammar Kadaffi's wife and three of his kids fled to Algeria Sunday with no sign of the deposed dictator, who's gone into hiding. He has billions stashed in secret hiding places throughout the world. One thing about oil dictators, they know how to do a pre-nup.
President Obama spoke to American Legionnaires in Minneapolis Tuesday where he declared the U.S. military is stronger than it's ever been. And we're only getting better. Every time we bump off another oil dictator it brings us to the next level of the video game.
President Obama indicated Monday he wants the U.S. to be a partner in the democratic process in Libya. We must protect Libya for the most basic of humanitarian reasons. Right now an electric car requires an all-night battery charge just to go eighty miles the next day.
Fox News reported Friday that employers and even police departments have begun to scan the social network profiles of job applicants they're considering hiring. Facebook boasts over five hundred million everyday users. The previous record was held by heroin.
Dick Cheney is promoting his memoir titled In My Time on talk shows this week. He arrives by limo surrounded by bodyguards and brags about how he shot a guy and got away with it. The MTV Awards Sunday gave him a Lifetime Achievement Award for his career as a rap artist.
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