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Jewish World Review Sept. 27, 2006 / 5 Tishrei, 5767 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
The Detroit Tigers ended a nineteen-year drought Sunday by clinching a place in the playoffs. The team announced they broke an all-time attendance record this year. That's because all the auto workers in Detroit have their afternoons free now.
Bill Clinton flew to Ireland Sunday to root for the U.S. team in the Ryder Cup final round. There's a statue of him in Ireland that shows him swinging a golf club. O.J. Simpson told him the best place to look for bin Laden was on a golf course.
Bill Clinton erupted in anger on Fox News Sunday when his administration's focus on bin Laden was questioned. There's only one way to find out who did more to catch Osama bin Laden. When they do the autopsy on his body they will have to remove the missile from his rectum and determine whether it is a Democrat or a Republican.
The TSA ruled Monday that air travelers may bring liquids on planes. However, the liquids must be purchased at the airport stores inside the checkpoints. The idea is to make sure people aren't weighed down with money when they get on the plane. Every weekday JewishWorldReview.com publishes what many in in the media and Washington consider "must-reading". Sign up for the daily JWR update. It's free. Just click here.
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