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Jewish World Review Sept. 30, 2005 / 26 Elul, 5765 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Boston Red Sox executives helped janitors clean up Fenway
Park Tuesday before a hastily-scheduled night game. Millionaires
spent hours picking up trash. Now their kids are terrified they're
going to lose their inheritance to Anna Nicole Smith.
Senate Democrats threatened on Wednesday to filibuster
President Bush's next Supreme Court nominee. They are wary. Two
weeks ago John Roberts made the Senate Democrats look so stupid
Dan Quayle now opens his nightclub act with Joe Biden jokes.
John Gotti Junior was released from prison Wednesday and
placed under house arrest in Long Island until he is re-tried on
Mafia racketeering charges. He is not now nor ever was accused of
killing anybody. He's the black sheep of the family. George Washington's Mount Vernon will soon feature a distillery he operated on his property. The curators made the decision. They think young people will connect better with him if they know that the Father of Our Country was also Old Grand Dad. Every weekday JewishWorldReview.com publishes what many in in the media and Washington consider "must-reading". Sign up for the daily JWR update. It's free. Just click here.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in
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