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Jewish World Review Sept. 10, 2004 / 24 Elul, 5764

Argus Hamilton

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important news .... | Jerry Lewis held his annual Labor Day Telethon on the Las Vegas Strip Monday, but they fell just short of the record. He didn't bear up very well. By the end of the telethon, Jerry Lewis looked so torn apart that even Siegfried and Roy's tiger was impressed.

UCLA hospital warned couples Wednesday not to use ultrasound machines to take pre-natal baby snapshots. Sometimes pictures are essential. One couple in Beverly Hills had a real scare during the first trimester when they almost lost the surrogate's phone number.

Russian President Vladimir Putin promised Wednesday the Red Army will strike back whenever and wherever he feels like it. He announced that Russia is joining the war on terrorism. We're still waiting to find out on which side.

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