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Jewish World Review August 18, 2015 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
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• Hillary Clinton turned over her server to the FBI Thursday in the probe to see if she exposed Top Secrets in her private e-mails. Lucky for her only Democrats understand high tech. Republicans think that America is being hit by hackers when they see Barack Obama hit three inches behind the golf ball.
• Jeb Bush defended his immigration reform proposal which would protect migrant farm workers who come up to pick crops in the U.S. It would protect these people from deportation. Migrant farm workers aren't asking for a lot, they just want the same temporary work program that Congress enjoys.
• Jeb Bush repeated in Iowa Friday that he loves his father and his brother but he will be his own man if president. Still he evokes visceral dislike from the opposition party. Democrats believe as an article of faith that Bush presidencies are like Caddy Shack movies, they should have stopped after one.
• The Census Bureau reported Friday there are now forty-two million immigrants living in the United States with eighty percent of them having crossed the border from Latin America. Remember in the last two elections when Democrats said there were two Americas? It turns out one of them was Mexico.
• Joe Biden was reported Thursday delaying his decision whether he'll run for president until he sees how much damage the e-mail scandal does to Hillary Clinton's poll numbers. There's no hurry because he's such a well-known commodity. Joe Biden is like fine wine, about twelve percent alcohol.
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