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Jewish World Review August 10, 2015 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
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• Lucille Ball's birth date was marked in Jamestown, New York, with a new beautiful statue of her in the town. Last fall, a scary-looking sculpted statue of her was unveiled, but the sculptor agreed to make the new statue. The scary Lucille Ball statue was moved to Malibu where it's the Caitlyn Jenner statue.
• Psychology Today published a study warning that millions of Americans work such long hours it affects their health. In France, however, the thirty-five hour work week is leaving the French worn out. There aren't enough hours in the day for the people of France to balance work, play and adultery.
• Ferguson commemorated the first anniversary of the riots and burnings over a white cop shooting Michael Brown. It forever changed the city. As black people in Ferguson took to the streets in protest, illegal aliens moved into their homes.
• A Danish travel agency in Copenhagen surveyed forty thousand people around the world asking them what's their favorite country. The winner was Germany and second was Japan. It just shows that if you manufacture a quality automobile it goes a long way toward making up for past war crimes.
• Malaysia's government said that wreckage found in the Indian Ocean was the missing Malaysia Airlines plane that veered off course and disappeared last year. The pilots' names were Fariq Hamas and Ahmed Shah. Given this information, the best guess is that the plane was en route to the White House.
• California wildfires continued raging in mountains up and down the Golden State Tuesday. So far it's all rural areas, but homeowners in L.A. are increasingly nervous. There are some beautiful homes in Southern California which are built on bluffs, because nobody ever asks to see the tax returns.
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