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Jewish World Review August 4, 2015 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
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• Hillary Clinton released her tax records Friday that reveal the millions she's made since leaving the Senate. He campaign concedes she's wealthy now but insists her background is strictly American middle class. At one point in her marriage she and Bill were so poor they had to sleep in the same room.
• The State Department released Hillary's email from her private server, much of it classified, last Friday. She already destroyed everything she didn't want made public. When Hillary's president and the New England Patriots visit the White House they can meet in the Situation Room and exchange tips.
• Virginia former governor Jim Gilmore went on Fox News Thursday to announce he's running for the GOP nomination for president. No one knows his name and no one knows his face and no one knows his record. That could be just the advantage Jim Gilmore needs to win the GOP nomination.
• The Pentagon said Friday that ISIS completely replaced all the fighters that U.S. air strikes have killed in the past year in Syria and Iraq. Joe Biden somewhat irresponsibly said we will follow ISIS to the gates of hell. It only tempts Republicans to sin if you let them think that hell is a gated community.
• The Iran nuclear deal had only thirty-eight percent approval Friday despite a YouTube pitch for it by movie stars. It's got the Obama administration scrambling. So far the best idea to whip up support for the Iran nuclear deal is to redefine it as a sexual preference and then put in on the California ballot.
• The L.A. Times reports real estate is booming in L.A. with Millennials buying their first houses and Baby Boomers downsizing. After much thought I decided to get a reverse mortgage and pocketed two hundred thousand dollars yesterday. I feel quite happy with the decision, but my landlord is just furious.
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