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Jewish World Review August 30, 2011 / 30 Menachem-Av, 5771 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Bill Clinton discussed his vegan diet Friday, saying while vegetarians don't eat meat, poultry, fish or seafood, vegans also shun dairy, eggs or honey. His motives are clear. He plans to live long enough for the Constitution to be amended so he can have another term.
Rodney King was charged in Los Angeles with driving drunk and under the influence of marijuana on the freeway Thursday. The courts will throw it out as usual. According to California state law, as long as Rodney isn't texting while driving, it isn't worth the riot.
Son of Sam serial killer David Berkowitz refused a parole hearing Friday after thirty-five years. Thank Heaven he's staying in prison. All we need is the Son of Sam loose on the street and we'd be living in the last year of the Carter Administration on a continuous loop.
The Oakland Raiders and the San Francisco 49ers canceled their annual exhibition pre-season game Tuesday after fan shootings and fan beatings at Sunday's games. How about a neutral site? They could save a lot of day passes if they just had the game at Alcatraz Island.
President Obama announced he's going to give a major speech next month to divulge his plan to produce jobs. He does this four times a year. Obama is like the bridegroom who spends all night sitting on the edge of the bed telling the bride how good it's going to be.
DePauw was listed as one of one hundred U.S. colleges in which freshmen orientation includes a trip through the Tunnel of Oppression, which requires kids to view a program illustrating white oppression and the rape culture. It's open indoctrination. The NCAA just banned the Democratic Party from bowl games for two years for recruiting violations.
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