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Jewish World Review August 18, 2011 / 18 Menachem-Av, 5771 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Conan the Barbarian with Jason Momoa in the title role opens in movie theaters this weekend. You can tell Arnold Schwarzenegger created this character. Every time the movie plays in the next theater over from The Help, it spawns a sequel right there in the aisle.
President's Cup captain Fred Couples said he'll keep his word and offer Tiger Woods a spot on the team this fall. It's an international team competition. Like always it's the world versus the U.S., plus whichever countries are helping us in Afghanistan this week.
Rick Perry was praised by Bill Clinton Tuesday when the former president called the Texan a good-looking devil. They're natural allies. Rick Perry started out as a door-to-door Bible salesman and Bill Clinton has the address of every farmer's daughter in America.
President Obama said Tuesday he reversed the recession until a rash of bad luck hit him. He cited as bad luck the Arab Spring, the Japanese tsunami and the Greek debt crisis. He's the first president to begin his reelection campaign by asking the casino for more credit.
President Obama was confronted at an Iowa town hall Tuesday by an angry voter who wasn't invited to the event. The president was furious at the security breach. The metal detector at the door is supposed to be sensitive enough to pick up the staple in the tea bag.
President Obama arrived in Iowa in a brand-new massive armored presidential bus he rode around in Iowa Tuesday. It's a political tactic. He's so determined to make the Republicans spend more money on infrastructure he is weakening the bridges personally.
The American Hospital Association reported a critical shortage of drugs Monday. There are shortages of Demerol, Dilaudid and the anesthesia Propofol. It happens every year when the Riviera Hotel holds auditions for a new Michael Jackson in the Legends show.
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